I am so excited to have author Becky Wallace play Kill, Marry, Kill and Be, Room, Cliff (the female version of Kiss, Marry Kill) with me today!
Becky's debut novel The Storyspinner came out yesterday and it is one of my most anticipated debuts of 2015. Here's the full synopsis.
Drama and danger abound in this fantasy realm where dukes play a game for the throne, magical warriors race to find the missing heir, and romance blossoms where it is least expected.
In a world where dukes plot their way to the throne, a Performer’s life can get tricky. And in Johanna Von Arlo’s case, it can be fatal. Expelled from her troupe after her father’s death, Johanna is forced to work for the handsome Lord Rafael DeSilva. Too bad they don’t get along. But while Johanna’s father’s death was deemed an accident, the Keepers aren’t so sure.
The Keepers, a race of people with magical abilities, are on a quest to find the princess—the same princess who is supposed to be dead and whose throne the dukes are fighting over. But they aren’t the only ones looking for her. And in the wake of their search, murdered girls keep turning up—girls who look exactly like the princess, and exactly like Johanna.
With dukes, Keepers, and a killer all after the princess, Johanna finds herself caught up in political machinations for the throne, threats on her life, and an unexpected romance that could change everything.
Which of these male characters would you kiss, marry or kill and why:
Prince Eric: Marry. Are we being honest here? Because if so, Prince Eric was the (cartoon) man who determined my type. Dark hair, light eyes, broad shoulders, laid back style, and a pretty stand-up guy. That description totally fits my husband.
The Beast: Kill. Change of heart or not, he’s still a kidnapper. Stockholm Syndrome is not for me. Also, in his human form he’s got a serious schnoz.
Prince Philip: Kiss. He’s a good looking guy and puts up a serious fight to get to girl he’d only met once, but he starts off a little grabby. Keep your hands to yourself until invited to do otherwise. Thank you very much.
Game of Thrones Men:
Jon Snow: Marry. He's poor as dirt, but he's rich in goodness. Doesn't everybody love the hero?
Eddard Stark: Kiss. Although Catelyn Stark might find a way to murder me in my sleep for admitting that.
Drogo: Kill. This dude is vilest type of human. I can't even think about him without throwing up a little.
Ariel: Push off a cliff. As long as that cliff was over water, she’d be fine anyway. She’s a nice girl and I don’t hate her, but I think she might have rocks for brains. Or seashells. Probably seashells.
Belle: Take over her life. I mean, hello, who doesn’t love a bookish girl? She’s smart and feisty, and she totally sacrifices her own happiness to get her father out of Beast’s tower. That’s a lady I can respect.
Aurora: Roomie. She doesn’t seem terribly bright, but she’s a heavy sleeper and I doubt she snores. Also, if Prince Philip is part of the package he’s pretty good eye candy to have around. Don’t judge. I bet you’d ogle her boyfriend too.
Game of Thrones Women:
Daenerys Targaryen: Roomie. She's fierce and determined, but her life is hard. I bet she'd have some good stories to share, though...and dragons that might eat me.
Margaery Tyrell: Take over her life. Margaery is cunning and a master manipulator, but I think she has a genuinely good heart. She wants to be the queen, and that sounds perfectly fine to me.
Cersei Lannister: Push off a cliff. And killing Cersei off would be a gift to her children, brothers, and anyone who had ever crossed her path. She's a malevolent, cold-hearted witch, who isn't nearly as smart as she pretends to be.
|Author Becky Wallace|